I somehow only posted half of the entries in that list. so here's the rest...
16. Occasional constant infrequent headaches.
17. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
18. Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.
19. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
20. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
21. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.
22. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
23. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
24. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
25. Skin: somewhat pale, but present.
26. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.
27. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit
on the abdomen, and I agree.
28. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
29. Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.
2 comments:
note to self ...
need to avoid this hospital ...
hehe ...
29 and 22 hehe funny
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